Because my children are full throttle into their new after school routine:
Step 1: Get yourself into a state of undress. Pants are optional, shirts are forbidden.
Step 2: Fill every container you can find with dirt, grass, and, today, a grub you discovered.
Step 4: Study the grub and insist Mama look at it for an extended period of time.
Step 5: Mama fills herself a generous portion of wine because you are now covered head to toe in dirt. And now you need a bath. And you HATE baths. In fact, you have sobbed during EVERY bath this week. Wine gives Mama hope that maybe tonight’s bath will be different. Wine makes Mama care just a little bit less when it’s not different at all.