Mama’s Drinking Wine…

collage-2016-05-26 (1)Because she is VERY easily skeezed out by body parts that are no longer attached to a body. I would commit a felony for Jane Krakowski’s hair, but if you ever handed me a loose strand of it, you would see a grown woman weep and wretch before you. That’s hair. When my daughter handed me a piece of her actual skin (from a calloused blister), wine was the only answer. The. Only. Answer.

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