Because my husband bought Trix. Trix! Have you tried this stuff lately? Like, since you’ve been an adult? Each delectable bite transforms you into a carefree sprite, and allows you to experience all the joyous memories of your childhood for another glorious time. It also has 10 grams of sugar per serving. That’s six glasses of wine (I did the math). “Don’t have that and you can have 6 of me,” my glass beguiles. Childhood shmildhood. I think any reasonable adult would know what my (obvious) choice was.